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Pirate Hell
~ Or~ How Gillette Spent Christmas Eve
Sung to the tune of 'Jingle Bells'

by Pendragginink
November 29, 2005

Dashing through the fort
Pirates for to slay
O'er the walls they go
Laughing all the way
Coins in Jack's hair chime
His teeth are shining bright
What fun it 's going to be to lock
Jack in the gaol tonight

Oh, Pirate Hell. I'm unwell.
Jack you drive me nuts
Oh, what fun it'd be to slide
My sword deep in your guts.

A day or two ago
I was Off'cer of the day
But soon that D**d Sparrow
Was standing in my way.
His breath it reeked of rum
As a pirate he's a farce.
We got into a short sword fight
And then he kicked my arse.

Oh, Pirate Hell. I'm unwell.
Jack you drive me nuts
Oh, what fun it'd be to slide
My sword deep in your guts.

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