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Little Rum-Burner Ploy
To the tune of 'Little Drummer Boy'

by Pendragginink
December 17, 2005

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Come, Royal Navy, I’m burning the rum
My signal fire to see, I’m burning the rum

Your finest troops to bring, I’m burning the rum
To save Will from dying, I’m burning the rum
burned it till dawn, now it's all gone
So, some rescue me, I’ve burned all the rum
It’s hot in the sun.

British Navy, come on the run
And better get here soon, cause Jack has a gun
Now he won’t dance and sing, cause I burned the rum
My swan neck he’ll wring, cause I burned the rum,
For that pirate bum, will say I am dumb
And now, I’m thirsty, and time marches on
The rum is gone.

Sparrow woke up, and he almost peed
He shrieked the rum is gone, and I just agreed
Rum is a vile drink, and now its all gone
It made him snore and stink, and sing that damn song
Yes! I burned the rum, I’m glad its gone
And, out on the sea, the Dauntless has come
Cause I burned the rum.



 

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