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The Christmas Wrong
(oops...I mean 'song')

Inspired on viewing the new trailer for 'PotC: Dead Man's Chest'
WARNING: Rated ARRRRRRGH!!

by Pendragginink
December 1, 2005

Jack’s nuts roasting on an open fire
But there’s no way our Sparrow falls.
His fate’s not to be made to expire
By folks dressed up like cannibals.

Everybody knows the blacksmith and the Commodore
Will turn ‘er around and make things right
Elizabeth, whom the boys all adore,
Will even use two swords to fight.

We know Jack has a debt to pay
If that dreaded Davy Jones will have his way
And every fan girl is gonna sigh
Wondering how to last until July.

And so I’m offering this simple squee
To Davy Jones and Disney too
The Pearl is gone, but keep Jack safe for me
‘Else, “Merry Christmas, F**k you”.

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