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Jack Sparrow moaned in his sleep. "Chryss," he called
out; "Chryss. . . "
The tale had haunted him since he heard it in the Bartered Bride
last night. A pirate ship from the East, the Chrysanthemum
Wind, with speed to leave his Pearl in her wake. Captained
by Crimson Jade; a blond, violet-eyed beauty who could change
from woman to man and back again before your very eyes, quick
and easy as kiss-me-hand.
Something in the tale made him queasy, or p'haps it was the rum-and-turtle
stew he ate while listening. He'd thought once back with his Pearl
and away, the words would fade; but now they invaded his dreams.
He couldn't move; he couldn't stop feeling the Chrysanthemum
Wind... hitting him on the head?
"Wake up, ye drunken, daft bugger, and tell us who this
Kris is ye're calling." It was Anamaria; an angry, unhappy
Ana (was there another kind?) come to rouse him when he failed
to relieve her at the wheel.
"Yes, Jack dear," another woman's voice cooed. "I'd
love to hear all about this Kris who is eliciting such heartfelt
moans from you. I'd rather thought that was my job." Elizabeth
Swann Turner Sparrow: glorious in her nightgown, hairbrush in
her hand, looking like a hanging judge.
"No, no; Chryss was the name of the ship, not the
wench."
From the look the women exchanged, he hadn't done himself a great
deal of good.
Both braced themselves, taking secure handholds. A second later
the Pearl gave a vicious sideways lurch, depositing Jack
on the floor; where he proceeded to act out the ancient adage:
'Wake up, sit up, and throw up.'
The ship righted herself slowly, Ana hit him on the head again
before departing, and Lizzie eyed him with a look that boded poorly
for warm beds and cuddling.
Jack groaned again and began planning how to dig himself out
of the hole he'd dug himself into. Whatever he had planned on
giving his three girls for Christmas, clearly it wasn't going
to be enough.
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