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Black
Pearl Tales
is the official archive of
Black Pearl Sails
and Black Pearl Library.
Pirates of the Caribbean
is the property of the
Disney Corporation.
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I'm
dreaming of a Caribbean Christmas!
Just like the ones we used to know!
Where the beaches glisten and pirates listen
to tales of gold that drifts like snow!
~ Honorat Selonnet, 11/29/05 ~
All I want for Christmas
is a few gold teeth...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ Pendragginink,
11/29/05 ~
Come
December, our
authors are full of the holiday spirit! On this page you'll find links
to all sorts of seasonal joy, from a plethora of Piratical
Parodies of your favorite holiday poems and carols, to Yuletide
Tales and Secret Santa Fics of all lengths, each with a Caribbean
twist!
HAPPY
HOLIDAYS FROM ALL OF US AT
BLACK PEARL SAILS AND BLACK PEARL LIBRARY!
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Piratical
Parodies
of Poems, Songs, and Carols |
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Bad
Doggerel by
Honorat Selonnet (November
28, 2005)
(Formerly Twas The Night Before Christmas)
The
Christmas Wrong (oops, I mean 'song')
By Pendragginink (December
1, 2005) (WARNING:
Rated Arrrr!)
Deck
the Halls (with Drunken Pirates) by Honorat Selonnet
(November 29, 2005)
Elizabeth's
Carol By Honorat Selonnet (December 16, 2005)
(Sung to the tune of Let It Snow!)
Here
Pirates Come A-Sailing By Pendragginink
(December 10, 2005)
It
Came Upon My Duty Clear By Pendragginink
(December 10, 2005)
Jack's
Gettin' Nothin' For Christmas by
Honorat Selonnet (November
29, 2005)
Let
It Blow! By Erinrua
(December 17, 2005) (Sung to the tune
of 'Let It Snow!')
Little
Rum-Burner Ploy By Pendragginink
(December 17, 2005) (Sung to the
tune of 'Little Drummer Boy')
Norrie
the Bold Commodore By Honorat Selonnet (December
16, 2005)
aaaaaa (Sung
to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Norrington
is Coming to Town! By Honorat
Selonnet (December
9, 2005)
Pirate
Hell by Pendragginink
(November 29, 2005) (Sung
to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Sailing
With The Pearl Once Again! By Erinrua (December
17, 2005) (Sung
to the tune of Winter Wonderland)
Sparrow
the Crazy Pirate By Honorat Selonnet
(November 29, 2005)
(Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed
Reindeer)
Sparrow
the Pirate By Honorat Selonnet (December
10, 2005) (Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)
The
Twelve Days of Christmas on the Black Pearl by
Pendragginink
(November 29, 2005)
Verse
Doggerel by
Pendragginink (November
28, 2005) (With
apologies to Clement C. Moore)
What
Drunk Is This? By Pendragginink
(December 10, 2005)
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Secret
Santa Fic Exchange Stories
and Holiday Tales to Warm Your Heart!
Holiday-themed stories are marked
with an H |
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The
Awakening by
Jenthegypsy (December
20, 2005)
Caribbean
Yule by
Erin Rua
(December 25, 2005)
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Rubicon and Styx by
Pirate Shy (December 20, 2005)
The
Scales of Friendship by Erinrua
(December 20, 2005)
Tortuga
Afterglow by Felaine (December
20, 2005) - H
Turnabout
by Hereswith (December
21, 2005)
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Epilogue
(Rated 'R' - February 25, 2006)
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