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By Triskellion
August 19, 2005
~ The
Day ~
It had been a day of narrow escapes. First Will threw that
sword just in time to stop Jack from stretching his neck, then
a confrontation with Bill's whelp and the lass was somehow enough
to stop the British Marines stock still, and then somehow he
managed not to splatter his brain on the rocks after falling
off the battlements.
Anyway, it wouldn't do to have the truth bantered about. He
preferred the tale of how he had dexterously dodged the fort
full of Marines, crossed swords with the illustrious Norrington,
and flown to safety aboard the Pearl on wings of sailcloth.
It would be in all the taverns within a week. He would see to
it.
By Melusina
August 20, 2005
~
Stratagems for Desperate Situations ~
From the same universe as Blood
Will Tell and
It Cuts Both Ways; title from The
Secret Art of War: The 36 Stratagems
"Thanks for providing a diversion, Jack," young William
panted breathlessly. "It was awful -- they came out of
nowhere. . .bearing down on me. . ."
"Glad to be of service, mate. Fine godfather I'd be, to
leave you to that lot of strumpets!"
William stroked the hairs that had recently sprouted on his
chin and examined the angry welt on Jack's cheek. "Are
women always like that?" His befuddled expression made
him look even more like his father.
Jack sighed. "Best get used to it son; it's gonna get
a whole lot worse before it gets better. . ."
By Kahva
August 20, 2005
~ A
Narrow Escape ~
She'd fallen from Fort Charles, the last thing she saw was
the face of the newly-minted Commodore. Upon awakening, the
first thing she saw was the face of her rescuer. Freshly freed
from Death's watery cell, she soon found herself held captive
in the strong, water-logged arms of her rescuer, revealed as
the pirate Jack Sparrow.
"I saved your life, you save mine, we're square."
Now safe in her room, bed warmer under the covers, pirate
gold nestled snugly against her bosom, she reflected that she'd
had a narrow escape indeed.
She had narrowly escaped a marriage proposal from James Norrington.
By Geek Mama
August 22, 2005
~ The
One That Got Away ~
Also written for Lorraine's request
for Jack with sharks.
.
The peg-legged
tavern keeper came to clear the table, and Jack, though somewhat
distracted by the assets of the wench seated upon his knee,
addressed him as good manners dictated.
Thanks,
Sharkbait. Much obliged.
owd
you get the name, Sharkbait? the wench made bold to ask.
Was it a shark as got your leg, then?
Aye,
said Sharkbait, cheerfully. Years ago it were, when I
sailed with the Chimera, fellas accused me o stealin
though it were a damned lie, werent it? -- pardon
me French. Sentenced to be hauled: drug behind the ship a ways.
Came close to drownin, an then a shark was a-comin
so they pulled me in quick-like, but not quick enough. Bugger
snapped me leg right off at the knee. Sharkbait snapped
his own teeth together and made a fierce swallowing sound, then
grinned at the wench, who was now wide-eyed and decidedly green
about the gills.
Youre
alive to tell of it, though, Jack observed.
That
I am, Captain. An happy to be here, too. Another mug fer
you an the lady?
What
do you think, darlin? asked Jack, giving the trim
waist a squeeze. Youre lookin a mite peeked.
I
I think I could use a drink.
Thats
the spirit! Another round for me an the lady.
Comin
right up, said Sharkbait, and added as he stumped away,
Funny how that story brings out the thirst in folks.
By Felaine
August 23, 2005
~ Saved
~
from the personal log of midshipman
Andrew Gillette
James and I pounded through the London streets, frantic with
emotion. Midshipmen in His Majesty's Royal Navy should not be
tearing down a narrow lane
like street urchins with filched sweetmeats. But we were.
Through the cathedral doors we plunged, throwing ourselves
prostrate before the altar.
"Thank you God,
thank you Jesus,
thank you all the angels and saints."
"What...?" We looked up at the astonished vicar.
"Our ship sails tomorrow for the Caribbean; we don't have
to spend winter on the North Sea."
"Ah," he nodded. "I should have guessed."
By Jenthegypsy
August 23, 2005
~ Narrow
Escapes Triple Drabble ~
There were deep scratches across one tawny cheek, a brace down
the side of his neck, and a third set straight down the center
of his chest. The back of one bedraggled hand was criss-crossed
with more of the jagged wounds, while wrist and forearm were
similarly shredded.
He looked a right fright.
Oh, you poor dear, whatever has happened?
The sweet-faced trollop sat next to Jack, one hand sliding
a mug in front of him while the other caressed the unusually
somber face, which stared forlornly at her from under the battered
tricorn.
An unlikely run in with a great ferocious beast of the
feline persuasion, lass. The beleaguered captain took
a long draught and gave the girl a small, sad smile.
A jungle beast? she whispered, drawing back
in awe.
Now, that was more of a leap than he could have hoped
for! An active imagination in a whore was always the herald
of a memorable evening.
On me Aunt Fannys grave, he said solemnly,
hand to heart, and, had he had an Aunt Fanny, she would
have been touched by the gesture. It was that close,
darling, that close to being the end of Captain
Jack Sparrow.
His voice trailed off into the bottom of the mug as he took
another pull at the rum, noticing with interest the flush that
had rushed to color her fair cheeks.
Lion? She barely breathed the question,
her gaze never leaving his torn face.
Not lyin, luv. Honestly!
She bestowed a gentle kiss to his injured hand before turning
to lead him toward the back stairway. The merest flicker of
wicked delight danced across his lips and into his eyes, before
nipping back behind his mournful façade.
Blasted devil of a ships cat had proved itself useful
at last.
By Nancy
August 24, 2005
~ Deal
With The Devil ~
As bits of The Interceptor floated on sea and air,
he savored the conquest. This left him unprepared for the girls
sudden attack. He made quick work of her flailing arms and silenced
her shrieks by taunting her sensibilities. After thrusting her
into the arms of the crew, he thought briefly that he should
keep her for himself. Shed proved entertaining at their
previous dinner engagement.
She goes free! bellowed an unfamiliar voice.
With a growl he advanced on the foolhardy dripping newcomer,
Whats in your head boy? He could see behind
the façade of bravado, the lad was still shaking from
escaping the explosion. Stepping closer he was met with a muzzle
and a repeat of the previous command.
He almost hated to break it to the boy that the gun was worthless,
he always found it curious to watch how ones true nature
was revealed in situations like these. In a puzzling move the
gun moved to a position under the lads chin, he didnt
particularly want the result of this impetuous move on the deck
of his ship.
"Who are you?" he asked incredulously, knowing the
answer likely wouldn't matter. On this occasion he was relieved
to be wrong, as freedom loomed large. Just the matter at hand
now of Bill's whelp, for whom there would be no further dramatic
flights.
~.~
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